{"id":641,"date":"2006-04-19T04:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/19\/may-i-have-a-seat\/"},"modified":"2006-04-19T04:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T04:02:00","slug":"may-i-have-a-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/04\/19\/may-i-have-a-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"May I have a seat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little housefly she is. She has settled. She is sitting. Her legs are straight. <\/p>\n<p>I approach and signal my intent to settle by straddling her knees. I lick one hand and ask it to move. I lick the other hand and ask it to be moved. I look up. No response. I lick the first again. Fine we&#8217;ll do this the bumpy way and I turn three times and settle on the knees, hands and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little housefly she is. She has settled. She is sitting. Her legs are straight. I approach and signal my intent to settle by straddling her knees. I lick one hand and ask it to move. I lick the other hand and ask it to be moved. I look up. No response. I lick the first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}