{"id":667,"date":"2006-05-19T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/19\/flaunt-your-thumbs-why-dont-you\/"},"modified":"2006-05-19T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T18:33:00","slug":"flaunt-your-thumbs-why-dont-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/05\/19\/flaunt-your-thumbs-why-dont-you\/","title":{"rendered":"flaunt your thumbs why don&#8217;t you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They like teasing me I think. <\/p>\n<p>They put all this greenery in pots on the other side of glass but won&#8217;t let me out on the balcony to get it. <\/p>\n<p>As if I could just think hard enough to get it. I let my telekenesis hobby laspe I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They like teasing me I think. They put all this greenery in pots on the other side of glass but won&#8217;t let me out on the balcony to get it. As if I could just think hard enough to get it. I let my telekenesis hobby laspe I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}