{"id":687,"date":"2006-06-25T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-25T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/25\/hork-interrupted\/"},"modified":"2006-06-25T20:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-25T20:31:00","slug":"hork-interrupted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/06\/25\/hork-interrupted\/","title":{"rendered":"hork interrupted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t want to hork on the floor but there was this hairball and the carpet seems a better choice but then the man chased me and I ran into a table leg and then into the sofa. So many legs and all this diaphragm  action. What a grievous afternoon. Think I&#8217;ll go sleep on the hem of some skirts in the closet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t want to hork on the floor but there was this hairball and the carpet seems a better choice but then the man chased me and I ran into a table leg and then into the sofa. So many legs and all this diaphragm action. What a grievous afternoon. Think I&#8217;ll go sleep on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}