{"id":691,"date":"2006-06-28T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-28T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/28\/foiled\/"},"modified":"2006-06-28T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T12:01:00","slug":"foiled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/06\/28\/foiled\/","title":{"rendered":"foiled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They lured me with special crunchie chicken treats. I was sure I could sneak one but they snatched me up and took away my sharp points, they did. <\/p>\n<p>Never trust your trecherous stomach<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They lured me with special crunchie chicken treats. I was sure I could sneak one but they snatched me up and took away my sharp points, they did. Never trust your trecherous stomach<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}