{"id":7,"date":"2004-07-23T10:34:20","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T10:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/07\/23\/snarrrrl\/"},"modified":"2004-07-23T10:34:20","modified_gmt":"2004-07-23T10:34:20","slug":"snarrrrl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/07\/23\/snarrrrl\/","title":{"rendered":"Snarrrrl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They take my metal food vessel and shake the manna into it but out in the living room. I go to my usual dispensing spot and though I know the rattle is coming from elsewhere I just can&#8217;t compute it fast enough and blondie here got me in such a tizzy with her excited food calls that I couldn&#8217;t pull myself out of her excitement long enough to realize long-legs wasn&#8217;t standing in the proper coordinates to bend down with the food.<\/p>\n<p>Cursed are these hardwired habits. Do they think I&#8217;m one of Pavlov&#8217;s dogs?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all so embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;If they want to play with me, they know how to use those clever dewpaws of those and make themselves useful:pull open a drawer and throw a ball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They take my metal food vessel and shake the manna into it but out in the living room. I go to my usual dispensing spot and though I know the rattle is coming from elsewhere I just can&#8217;t compute it fast enough and blondie here got me in such a tizzy with her excited food [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}