{"id":701,"date":"2006-07-06T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-06T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/07\/06\/sniff-4\/"},"modified":"2006-07-06T22:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T22:04:00","slug":"sniff-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/07\/06\/sniff-4\/","title":{"rendered":"sniff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Very funny. You know I don&#8217;t want that. I have as much use for your broccoli as for my disposed off hair. <\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me, could you sweep instead of vacuuming next time? I really don&#8217;t want to get up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very funny. You know I don&#8217;t want that. I have as much use for your broccoli as for my disposed off hair. Which reminds me, could you sweep instead of vacuuming next time? I really don&#8217;t want to get up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}