{"id":711,"date":"2006-07-20T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/07\/20\/poemette-as-you-opened-the-lock\/"},"modified":"2006-07-20T21:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T21:58:00","slug":"poemette-as-you-opened-the-lock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/07\/20\/poemette-as-you-opened-the-lock\/","title":{"rendered":"poemette as you opened the lock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I panther over on stalking feet. where is<br \/>\nmy stinky goodness to make my<br \/>\nevening complete? where is my lap?<br \/>\nand where are the toes for me to rub<br \/>\nmy cheeks on, and for my itchy nose?<br \/>\nwhere are the fingers to massage my ears<br \/>\nand scalp? and your clothes, they smell<br \/>\nof dog. honestly, (yawn). You&#8217;re good help,<br \/>\nbut you know you&#8217;re late. An early wake-up<br \/>\nfor you tomorrow; that&#8217;s your slated fate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I panther over on stalking feet. where is my stinky goodness to make my evening complete? where is my lap? and where are the toes for me to rub my cheeks on, and for my itchy nose? where are the fingers to massage my ears and scalp? and your clothes, they smell of dog. honestly, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}