{"id":712,"date":"2006-07-21T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/07\/21\/take-a-hint-or-few\/"},"modified":"2006-07-21T12:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-21T12:06:00","slug":"take-a-hint-or-few","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/07\/21\/take-a-hint-or-few\/","title":{"rendered":"take a hint or few?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come now. I woke you up with pats on the arm and back for what exactly?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve humanned around the place for 2 hours, and not fed me yet. Cats should have a union. Aren&#8217;t you folks usually gone by now? <\/p>\n<p>And if you are late, does that mean there will be fur-flying action and (gulp) my breakfast will be overlooked? <\/p>\n<p>This may call for more assertive vocal direct action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come now. I woke you up with pats on the arm and back for what exactly? You&#8217;ve humanned around the place for 2 hours, and not fed me yet. Cats should have a union. Aren&#8217;t you folks usually gone by now? And if you are late, does that mean there will be fur-flying action and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}