{"id":744,"date":"2006-08-31T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/31\/the-claw-woman-cometh\/"},"modified":"2006-08-31T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T17:46:00","slug":"the-claw-woman-cometh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/08\/31\/the-claw-woman-cometh\/","title":{"rendered":"the claw woman cometh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cat-claw-cutter indicator buzzer went off.<\/p>\n<p>I went towards the closet to pulled a cloth down for cover but the route was blocked. This looked damning. I tried to go into the bookshelves but again, door closed. No other course but under the sofa, the very back of course.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out I was right. She got me, and my claws, but not without a spirited wriggling of a workout, I&#8217;ll tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cat-claw-cutter indicator buzzer went off. I went towards the closet to pulled a cloth down for cover but the route was blocked. This looked damning. I tried to go into the bookshelves but again, door closed. No other course but under the sofa, the very back of course. &#8212; Turns out I was right. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}