{"id":819,"date":"2007-03-28T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/28\/itch\/"},"modified":"2007-03-28T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T19:48:00","slug":"itch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/03\/28\/itch\/","title":{"rendered":"Itch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My ear keeps itching. I try to only scratch when the humans aren&#8217;t watching. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m afraid my ear is telling on me. My toes have been stroking less hair with each pass over the last few days. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ear keeps itching. I try to only scratch when the humans aren&#8217;t watching. I&#8217;m afraid my ear is telling on me. My toes have been stroking less hair with each pass over the last few days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}