{"id":82,"date":"2004-10-08T02:21:43","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T02:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/08\/athletes-footwork\/"},"modified":"2004-10-08T02:21:43","modified_gmt":"2004-10-08T02:21:43","slug":"athletes-footwork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/10\/08\/athletes-footwork\/","title":{"rendered":"athlete’s footwork"},"content":{"rendered":"

To be healthy, one must keep on ones toes. [That’s admittedly easier for someone like me<\/a> than for most of my readers who are simian. ] <\/p>\n

Part of that dexterity of body-mind comes from exercising psychic dimensional travel (destinations are largely classified to pre-dimensional travelling species). <\/p>\n

Part of that agility comes from taking capers around with flap scraps of paper to lift and tap, to balls to wap, nubbie balls to calculate the trajectory of in a game much like “billiards” as I work out the trigonometry on the fly. <\/p>\n

In the case of balls mysteriously being unretrieved from their lodging place under the soft-canned-foot-storage-unit, we have to settle for a back up of those unpredictable foot movements. That has the side bonus of yielding the most amusing of yelps and ungainly celtic highland fling as they try to avoid stepping on us. <\/p>\n

Of course, in the case of Ms. Zhou, the athletes footwork leans mostly towards sleep twitches and circuits between toileting and the “toilet” that dispenses fresh water. When she is pouncing on hairless tall fancy footwork, it is more often a matter of dissociating the way-de-hock-up there head with large nose and the relatively remote hugemungus-lay-back-on-your-dewclaw-why-don’t-you feet. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have feet of my own to wash.<\/p>\n

Mror later and for all times forseeable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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