{"id":820,"date":"2007-03-29T11:49:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T11:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/29\/suspicious-human-movements\/"},"modified":"2007-03-29T11:49:42","modified_gmt":"2007-03-29T11:49:42","slug":"suspicious-human-movements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/03\/29\/suspicious-human-movements\/","title":{"rendered":"Suspicious Human Movements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was dozing, the human slipped up to me in that aren&#8217;t-you-adorable-must-hug! sort of way. While I contemplated indulging her or scooting off, she grabbed me and what&#8217;s more bagged me.<\/p>\n<p>Vet.<\/p>\n<p>I left some wet paw streaks across the examination table. Still, no bottom squeezes, no blood stolen. But I was put in an arm vice and drops went down my ear!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was dozing, the human slipped up to me in that aren&#8217;t-you-adorable-must-hug! sort of way. While I contemplated indulging her or scooting off, she grabbed me and what&#8217;s more bagged me. Vet. I left some wet paw streaks across the examination table. Still, no bottom squeezes, no blood stolen. But I was put in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}