{"id":828,"date":"2007-04-06T19:10:26","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T19:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/06\/im-not-picky-you-just-make-bad-choices\/"},"modified":"2007-04-06T19:10:26","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T19:10:26","slug":"im-not-picky-you-just-make-bad-choices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/04\/06\/im-not-picky-you-just-make-bad-choices\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not picky, you just make bad choices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, I don&#8217;t like any of those cans.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, not #6 either. <\/p>\n<p>They all smell cold. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, heat one, good idea.<\/p>\n<p>No, that tastes cooked. Steam. Ew.<\/p>\n<p>Let me sniff what you&#8217;re having.<\/p>\n<p>Potato, my favorite. Share?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, I don&#8217;t like any of those cans. Nope, not #6 either. They all smell cold. Yes, heat one, good idea. No, that tastes cooked. Steam. Ew. Let me sniff what you&#8217;re having. Potato, my favorite. Share?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}