{"id":832,"date":"2007-04-10T21:19:56","date_gmt":"2007-04-10T21:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/10\/run-the-length-of-the-room\/"},"modified":"2007-04-10T21:19:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-10T21:19:56","slug":"run-the-length-of-the-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/04\/10\/run-the-length-of-the-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Run the length of the room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pretend I think it&#8217;s a mouse. I pretend I don&#8217;t see the red dot coming from your hand and you pretend you didn&#8217;t notice me noticing. It&#8217;s like string. It&#8217;s just fun. Make believe is good exercise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pretend I think it&#8217;s a mouse. I pretend I don&#8217;t see the red dot coming from your hand and you pretend you didn&#8217;t notice me noticing. It&#8217;s like string. It&#8217;s just fun. Make believe is good exercise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}