{"id":847,"date":"2007-05-09T23:45:47","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T23:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/09\/trip\/"},"modified":"2007-05-09T23:45:47","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T23:45:47","slug":"trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/05\/09\/trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was drinking some water when the female bean stumbled out of bed. I keep forgetting they can&#8217;t see much in the dark. She was swaying and on me and I couldn&#8217;t figure out which way to go. Our feets got all tangled and I escaped with all my ribs and tail still whole. Barely. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was drinking some water when the female bean stumbled out of bed. I keep forgetting they can&#8217;t see much in the dark. She was swaying and on me and I couldn&#8217;t figure out which way to go. Our feets got all tangled and I escaped with all my ribs and tail still whole. Barely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}