{"id":861,"date":"2007-08-16T19:55:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T19:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/16\/im-just-barely-lifting-an-eyelid\/"},"modified":"2007-08-16T19:55:35","modified_gmt":"2007-08-16T19:55:35","slug":"im-just-barely-lifting-an-eyelid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/08\/16\/im-just-barely-lifting-an-eyelid\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Just Barely Lifting an Eyelid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stop flashing that red in my eyes. When I&#8217;m ready for my photo moment you&#8217;ll know. Meanwhile if you need me I&#8217;ll be under the bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop flashing that red in my eyes. When I&#8217;m ready for my photo moment you&#8217;ll know. Meanwhile if you need me I&#8217;ll be under the bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}