{"id":877,"date":"2007-11-19T17:26:42","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T17:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/19\/food-strategy\/"},"modified":"2007-11-19T17:26:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-19T17:26:42","slug":"food-strategy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/11\/19\/food-strategy\/","title":{"rendered":"food strategy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They seem to have stopped doping me. I was feeling so groggy. I&#8217;m starting to feel like my old self a bit, but without the itchy ear or the roiling farts of thunder.\u00a0When I call for food altar replacements I run away as soon as I&#8217;m sure the food will be laid down. Then I go hide under to couch in case they get any ideas about squirting any more foul tasting stuff down my mouth.\u00a0So far, so good.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They seem to have stopped doping me. I was feeling so groggy. I&#8217;m starting to feel like my old self a bit, but without the itchy ear or the roiling farts of thunder.\u00a0When I call for food altar replacements I run away as soon as I&#8217;m sure the food will be laid down. Then I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}