{"id":878,"date":"2007-12-08T20:42:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T20:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/08\/7-things\/"},"modified":"2007-12-08T20:42:50","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T20:42:50","slug":"7-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/12\/08\/7-things\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just sitting on the carpet then all of a sudden I’d been memed<\/a>. This has never happened before.7 Things you don’t know about me?\u00a0\u00a0I thought and thought and thought then forgot I had been asked because I got a sudden itch on my brow. You know how it is. When I was done scratching I went to go scratch a table leg.\u00a0But I’m top of it now. The questions, not the table leg.\u00a07 Things?<\/p>\n

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  1. \u00a0I was born a barn cat.<\/li>\n
  2. I have been to an adoption shelter three times.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  3. The second time I was taken there, I dropped in the ditch nearby then ater months was finally adopted.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  4. The third time I was taken back because the grandmother bean in the family was allergic to me and she moved in with her little beans and little little beans.<\/li>\n
  5. When I was taken back I was reunited with my pal who was adopted by some other bean at the same time I was. She was brought back too. We got to stay in the same cat stall.<\/li>\n
  6. When we were given our queenship of a private home again, the beans took us both.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  7. My pal and I lived with each other for almost 5 years at our new place. Then she crossed the rainbow bridge. I live alone with the beans now.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    How’s that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I was just sitting on the carpet then all of a sudden I’d been memed. This has never happened before.7 Things you don’t know about me?\u00a0\u00a0I thought and thought and thought then forgot I had been asked because I got a sudden itch on my brow. You know how it is. When I was done […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}