{"id":882,"date":"2007-12-14T08:54:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T08:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/14\/morning-strategy\/"},"modified":"2007-12-14T08:54:24","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T08:54:24","slug":"morning-strategy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2007\/12\/14\/morning-strategy\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning strategy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been training the beans. Or maybe we&#8217;ll been coming to a working agreement. The male bean doesn&#8217;t feed me but he does give good lap and petting service so he&#8217;s a keeper.\u00a0The female bean is the one who gives breakfast. If I try to wake her with whisker to the ear, I get hugged as if I were a pillow. This won&#8217;t do for feline dignity. I am not a piece of cotton.\u00a0I think I&#8217;ll just wait until she makes some of that bean meowing. Then I&#8217;ll go bellow and bounce on her bladder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been training the beans. Or maybe we&#8217;ll been coming to a working agreement. The male bean doesn&#8217;t feed me but he does give good lap and petting service so he&#8217;s a keeper.\u00a0The female bean is the one who gives breakfast. If I try to wake her with whisker to the ear, I get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}