{"id":903,"date":"2008-07-10T20:07:45","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T20:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/?p=903"},"modified":"2008-07-10T20:07:45","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T20:07:45","slug":"feeling-my-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2008\/07\/10\/feeling-my-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Feeling my age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In bean years I&#8217;m in my 80s. Beans age so slow by the sun.<\/p>\n<p>My teeth, the ones left, aren&#8217;t good. My hips are stiff when I jump to the chair. I like to curl into the heat of the back of beans as they sleep, even if they do spike my food with medicine and abduct me to the v-e-t to needle me with liquid. I think they are trying to make me a camel.<\/p>\n<p>But still, warm lap in warm sun and a good stroking even when I fart, helps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In bean years I&#8217;m in my 80s. Beans age so slow by the sun. My teeth, the ones left, aren&#8217;t good. My hips are stiff when I jump to the chair. I like to curl into the heat of the back of beans as they sleep, even if they do spike my food with medicine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}