{"id":95,"date":"2004-10-19T02:41:12","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T02:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/19\/mind-if-i-snore\/"},"modified":"2004-10-19T02:41:12","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T02:41:12","slug":"mind-if-i-snore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/10\/19\/mind-if-i-snore\/","title":{"rendered":"mind if  I snore?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really. Rarely really. Hardly at all. Heard nothing myself. Of course I can be a deep sleeper. But I&#8217;m sure that sound came from the closet. My colleague snore. Me no, never. See the nap of my fur. Would you take a look at this earnest face and think I snore? Harumph yes. I&#8217;ll admit to that. Even give a puff now and then when I grunt after a good butt wiggle preparing for a long leap like from  this table to that counter with that unidentified dish left out. Could be edible. Excuse me. Must check.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really. Rarely really. Hardly at all. Heard nothing myself. Of course I can be a deep sleeper. But I&#8217;m sure that sound came from the closet. My colleague snore. Me no, never. See the nap of my fur. Would you take a look at this earnest face and think I snore? Harumph yes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}