These hairless talls are onto us. They get smarter, or luckier, every day.
One of them has intuited a feline physics law, scratched in the sand eons ago.

“Cats, as everyone knows, sit on the window ledges where,
as everyone knows, they collect solar rays.
What everyone does not know is that they transform these solar rays
directly into gravity…Now when a cat is full of gravity they find a person
(or, if there is no person available they go to a particular chair or a special afghan)
and they pump gravity directly into the person…this is why it’s almost impossible to get up
if there is a cat on your lap.”

The above is an excerpt to publicize the copyrighted theory and poster by Robin Wood from http://www.robinwood.com/Catalog/Prints/PrintPages/CatGravPoster.html

Now if you don’t mind, must go. Sandy has absorbed as much gravity as I have at the moment. I’m going to go soak up some more stock.

Paws for Peace