My collegue tends towards passive aggresive, rarely purrs, often spends her days and nights in the closet (yes, post-traumatic stress of B-B’s to the head is hard to get over but, c’mon lady! No one gets far in this life without some personal trauma)

What does she do? She often complains, insists on infectively giving me voice lessons, she gobbles her food (and mine) and upon touch (simian or feline) recoils into an arched back. That isn’t good. Normal walking posture is straight spined. Ah, but here’s the ticket to fix her right up, social therapy and valium (I knew the simians were withholding the good stuff. You may have to help with the prescription and the bottel top though.)