I gave my best “you must be kidding look” at the dry kibble that came in seeming response to my clear call for wet and wonderful food. I do understand this is a simian joke day after all but really, that was supposed to end before noon and I’m seriously tired of this teeth scraping tidbits. You won’t quit? Fine. I’ll just go watch some jerky aquarium fish until you come to your senses. Or some live cam trained on fellow creatures