You know if there were anyone to pussyfoot around here, it would be me. I have been surruptitiously observing the increased pace of abode-grooming.

Are there to be more hairless talls coming to see me? Or is this a simian side-effect of longer daylight hours, much like my shedding? There is the potent smell of cleaning solvents in the air and all the hairlicking and plate licking machines that can run have been running all evening.