The simians seem to be developing if not an ear fetish then an extraordinary curisity and attachment.

How is this news? I’m not speaking in my capacity as xenobiological observer – I don’t mean to each other’s ears. Sucking and grooming of each other’s ears seems to be a core bonding ritual that takes the place of the more discreet butt sniff among cats. (and our way gains us far more information far quicker I might add).

Their interest seems focused on my ears. I know that my ears are particularly appealing with their flecks of color, their grey freckles inside but really, they are quite sensitive.

I don’t see any reason for this daily creme. Do they look like they are wrinkling? It’s confounding my logic.