Yooo-mmiooou. You’re still in bed but I have to go potty.

Herrrrrroooo. Did you hear me? I’ll try again louder?

Yes, I have the tom’s attention. Concentrate tom. Yes, come my way.

No, what are you doing? Forget the clothes licker machine for a minute. Concentrate.

Litter tom, litter. No, no, that’s food. Listen to my pronunciation tom.

No, don’t pick me up. See if I run away, picking up is not the thing.

Sheesh. Lassie never had this problem.

Follow me tom. Way over here tom.

Good, litter, good.

No, don’t go. All of it out.

We need new sand here tom.

You’ve got a big enough nose. Surely you can smell that.

Arg! people! Maybe we can train chimps. Trade em if you got em.