You’ll be glad to know that home is secure. I am still on duty. I am alert and call the all clear, bi-hourly.
What’s with the pillow thrown my way?
You sweet souls. You think I should rest from duties?
No, sweet creatures. Never mind my comfort. I will not sleep on night watch.
I think the pillow was thrown because you only provide bi-hourly reports. I would make hourly ones. And remember to walk on the heads of the folks on the bed to make sure they hear the report.
I don’t get it. Last night I did extra patrols. Mom sat up and said, in a real loud voice “Knock if off, Patches” No appreciation! Yes, Gigolo is right, walk on em……..
The human just don’t understand all that we have to do . . . they always think that they are the only ones with jobs! Hrmph!
Buzzerbee & meep
You do a very good job, even if you are under appreciated. No one appreciates our night patrol efforts! Go with what GK said!
Walking on their heads is a good idea — I would also say to stand on their chest, lean down into their face and MEWO loudly, then you only have to do it once to get their attention. — Muddy
Sure…it’s all fun and games until something actually happens at night and they wonder why you didn’t warn them.
Ungrateful humans…
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