I’m not sure which bean language they are speaking but the cat action is the star in any case. Watch out for this little tiger

Sure to him it’s a knee but to me, it’s a gum massager.

I fell off the chair arm. I think I’ll go scratch a carpet.

Can’t they find any canned food without that bitter part in it. Almost every can seems to have one these days.

This sub-set of humans has a strange language.
Why do they say it’s raining cats and dogs when I haven’t seen a whisker or tooth all day?

Everyone on the couch hour? I’m there. Let me squeeze in between you.

(on couch)
tap-tap. yes those are my toes on your leg. Thanks for noticing. We come to say: Hello, you have fish. Share?

(trot-trot)
No don’t go to the bathroom with your fish.
Don’t you trust me? leave it on the coffee table. I’ll watch it.

(in bathroom)
Fancy meeting you here.
Tap-tap. Got fish?

(trot on heels)
Yes, considerate of you but No, I don’t need my toilet cleaned.

(at desk)
tap-tap.

(trot-trop to food mecca)
We’re going to get fish?

Yes, canned food, (sniff) very nice. Where’s the cooked fish?
There must be more.

(back at desk)
(tap-tap)
Got fish. Must be some left.

(tap-tap)
Whyever do you make such a loud screaming sound.

(tap-tap.) You ok?
oh, and got fish?

Fog a dull coat
sounds muffles
even the snores

Sheesh they sleep a lot. I’ll creep on a chest, slowly lower my tail to under chin, to top of chin, flick, flick, to lips, nose. There we go! A brush away. Do we have wakeup?

I heard those high pitch tones and human laugh. It might be a nail-lady. I ran to closet to an hour to be safe. Who know who may be in the hall. The doctor is out that way. Furthest depths of the house are good.