Purrrfectly dark small, closet left open. Must enter.

Sneeze!

It smells in there!

Do you suppose humans developed foot sweat so they can track each other in summer?

There is a storm. I’ve decided to hole out between the hollow between the pillows of tom and jane. They don’t seem to mind.

Cans? For me?

Wait why are you eating them? Shouldn’t that be mine?

Sniff sniff.

Anyone been around?

I’ve been lazy.

People were in today. 3 strange human toms. They smelled allergic so I followed them around. They seemed to be my helpers. They cleaned the home’s fur filters. 2 men. 3 filters. Maybe they are heavier than they look.

Hey why do they always go to bed just as night gets started? No need to hide in bed?

They should nap more. They miss good stuff.

Ok, they’ve slept long enough now. I’ve been patient enough. Time to lick the hands.

Oh she’s got my Jacobson’s organ going now!

Mashed potatoes. Please just drop some. Don’t make me beg.

They like teasing me I think.

They put all this greenery in pots on the other side of glass but won’t let me out on the balcony to get it.

As if I could just think hard enough to get it. I let my telekenesis hobby laspe I’m afraid.

Went on a walkabout.

Made it to the hall.

To the next door in the hall.

Ran home.

Think I’ll take a nap.

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