If I were . . .

…a meme, this would be the one.

Any line could be a poem fodder to expand and expound on. That’s my justification and I’m sticking to it.

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If I were a month, I would be: June with the unvarying humid temperatures.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday. Hump day.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 11:00 p.m. because that’s my best energy. I’m lunar powered.
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth. I am earthy.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: an octopus
If I were a direction, I would be: magnetic north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a cat pillow. Oh wait, I am.
If I were a sin, I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: But, I am one…
If I were a liquid, I would be: brine
If I were a stone, I would be: tiger’s eye
If I were a tree, I would be: a sumac
If I were a bird, I would be: a sparrow
If I were a tool, I would be: the lever
If I were a flower, I would be: monkey-faced pansies
If I were a type of weather, I would be: thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Alaghom Naom, Maya goddess of wisdom, consciousness, education and the intellect.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a djembe
If I were an animal, I would be: a meercat
If I were a colour, I would be: cobalt blue. Unless I were a meercat at the time.
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: eaten
If I were a sound, I would be: wind
If I were an element, I would be: ether. No, silicon
If I were a song, I would be: hummed on someone’s lips
If I were a movie, I would be: My Little Chickadee
If I were a book, I would be written by: a ghostwriter because this is lo-ong.
If I were a food, I would be: a tomato
If I were a place, I would be: heart of a forest
If I were a taste, I would be: complex chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: annoyed
If I were a religion, I would be: forgiving
If I were a word, I would be: celt
If I were a body part, I would be: cochlea
If I were a facial expression, I would be: laughter lines
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Ethics
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Shmoo
If I were a shape, I would be: irregular
If I were a number, I would be: 3
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: jeans
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: 22k
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: gloves

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