muffin top men

(not a literary endeavor) muffin top men it would be too easy to make a cracks about their back beltlines. they could use a little less baking. so does the lady in the poured tight muffin paper skirt. Her spaghettini strap-back shirt, daring as the scrappy look in her eye, the miniskirt strapped on on […]

Sunburn Treatment

Sunburn It feels like a chimney fire inside the pipes of your limbs and you try to keep it from spontanously combusting up your flue, setting your hair on fire with fever. You bathe with cold clothes, dress in cold compresses, discover medical uses for frozen cranberries, compare icebergs to gelatinous aloe vera, do a […]